[QOTW] Quote of the Year, Round 1

[Quote of the Week]

Well everyone, it's time to get down to business. Vote for your favorite
quotes from the past few months and the top four will move on in the Quote
of the Year Championships. If the person was quoted twice make sure to
clarify which one you mean (e.g. Ms. Jackman, clubbing or Mr. Conolly vs.
the bell). There are a lot of juicy quotes in there, meaning a lot of
heated competition, so make sure you vote (by Friday 5 PM). The first
option is this week's winner:

"Though you think of me as your teacher, I'm actually your slave." -Mr.
Conolly

And the other competitors:

"You can be excited about life but, you know, when
life gives you lemons you'll try to eat them." -Ben Pokross

"Come on time to class. Don't worry about Ms. Jackman; I can take her on.
She may be taller than me, but she's British." -Ms. Rome

"I’ve gotten to enjoy the fruits (no pun intended) of the gay rights
movement." -Mr. Sherry

“That was the bell. I spit on the bell.” -Mr. Conolly

"I went clubbing last night...I was really afraid I was going to run into
Conor Detweiler." -Ms. Jackman

"I wonder if you could make the molecule PmS... no, it'd probably be too
unstable." -Nick Pittman

"To be fair, dear, she wasn't a secret, and she was my lesbian husband."
-Alex George

"Okay, so say I was-no wait, I'm not going to anthropomorthize here." -Ms.
Jackman, explaining molecular orientation/ learning from past mistakes

“Do you marry your cousins?”
“No. That’s West Virginia”- David, the Virginian, answering Yankee questions

“I am walking down the street. It's cold. I'm walking down the street away
from where I shot my wife.” -Nolan's Hemingway imitation

"If you sleep with Zeus, then you're going to get knocked up, end of
story." -Deborah Beck

"Since public embarrassment didn't work, I'm going to start public
beatings." -Ms. Paul, collecting community service reports

"If we could harness her energy, we might decrease our dependence on
foreign oil." -Nathan K, on Ms. Rome

"Yes, we are making battle starships out of legos and yes, my
ship is a transformer, and yes, we are seventeen." -Hisham

"Oh my God, Ed, I'm like your biggest fan ever and I think you're like
God...or something...My friends think I'm insane, but I'm really not. I am
a
vampire. This is so embarrasing.  I love you! Wow, okay, bye." -Will's
impression of Greta meeting her favorite singer


-Greta "I demand a recount of the recount" Friar