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[Quote of the Week]

Hi all, it's time for this week's (slightly early) installment of QUOTE OF
THE WEEK! *Cue fanfare and 'applause' sign*. Yeah, any way, have a piping
hot batch of new quotes! They are biodegradable, fat-free, and guaranteed
not to rip, ware, tear or bite the baby! The quotes that is, not the
quotees....
have a look:

"When you meet a mate, do you size up their alleles?"
-Mrs. Mechaber
"Oh yeah."
-Corin, in response.

"Rome's patron-client system was just like 'The Godfather', except without
Marlin Brando."
-Mr. Conolly

"Hey Will, Sam's in your pants!"
-Aaron Berard, regarding Sam Davis' fencing pants
"Hmm? Actually, I think those are my brother's. Hey Elif, Sam's in my
brother's pants!"
-Will Sanna, in response

"Oh my God! Girl clothes, girl pants, HIPS!!!"
-Nolan, on Greta's outfit

"Try substitution. If that doesn't work, try
integration by parts. If that doesn't work, get down
on your knees, light incense, and pray..." -Mr. Sherry
"reading" the calculus textbook's strategy for
antiderivation

"I'm open minded, I'll let my son marry a cartoon character."
-Ms. Grant, on Reilly

"Keeping religion to strict just gets in the way of good food."
-Jenny

"Roman prostitutes are really interesting."
-Mr. Conolly

"It's so sweet! They must all be Republicans."
-Mme Folkman, on Jenna's short story

"There seems to be a little problem with this train: I'M NOT ON IT!!!"
-P.O.ed red line-er at Harvard Square station

Don't forget to vote! If you do forget, bad things will happen to you,
your friends, your family, your next soufflé, and that's just the tip of
the ice burg! We know where you live, so vote!

-Will "I don't bend like that!" Sanna