[QOTW] qotw

[Quote of the Week]

Greetings, you marvelous teeming masses!
It's me, coming at you live out here from the streets of Winchest-ugh!
Dig it. Apparently the cd drive of this computer is broken, so i've been
cut off from my daily supply of heavy metal. That, and I spent waaaaay too
much time working at the hospital (aka 'organs 'r' us')this week.
Needless to say I am quite pissy, so if this letter contains more than
your usual daily quotient of snark, I am very sorry. Wimp.

Anyway, that NSHS student, 'Alex'(If that's your real name), won with the
now famous
"Go to gmail.com, log out if you're logged in, and look at that main page.
Observe the sheer beauty of those rising storage numbers...excuse me for a
moment while I drool over my monitor."

As my quote was just barely behind his, I am filled with a boiling rage.
One day my army of minions will hack into qotw in my defense and I shall
emerge victorious! Mwahahahahahahahaha! Please to remember that I know how
you all voted. And I know where you live. Not that I'm threatening you or
anything.

Well,until my fateful, glorius dawn, here goes.


"It was going to Goodwill, so better me than them!" Ben Copans, taking a
"nice jacket" from Commonwealth's Lost & Found.

"The army doesn't take 'your mom' jokes as lightly as you'd think." Joe
Moore, army reserve

"You can knock over lawn gnomes." -Ben Orlin, on the pros of lawn bowling

"That's the nerdiest thing I've ever seen in my life. In other words, I
love it." - Logan, on an 80s TV commercial for Dungeons and Dragons

"Well, yes, I do get a high level security clearance, but it's not like
I'm James Bond. Yet." Blaire, a financial consultant to the Canadian
Government

"Comic-Con can make friends out of a guy dressed as a dressed as Jar-Jar
Binks and a girl dressed as Captain Picard." The awesome Jeff Rowland, who
I pretend is my friend, because that way the coolness just sort of rubs
off.

"Bi-racial is in right now." Rosie Johnson

"Stop taunting God, Shaun. It's tacky."Andrea, attending a SF/F writers'
workshop

"No rest for the wicked? Who are you? Cain?" The volunteer coordinator at
Winchester Hospital, responding to an exhausted volunteer who spent the
previous night reading Harry Potter and had yet to stop running around.

"Four hours of sleep, still no sign of lunch, and a crazy old guy in a
wheelchair yelling at me. It's all good." Yet another tired anonymous
volunteer at the Winchester Hospital falls victim to reading Harry Potter
all night.



If you have disappointed me, and failed to sign up for the honorable
mentions, do so know by sending an email to
honorablementions-subscribe at qotw.net. Or risk my wrath. And submit. Or
risk the wrath of my minions.
Happy Voting.

Love and Bubbles-
Jenny "If you look at me like that again I will rip out your eyes and
stuff them in your mouth" Oberholtzer