[QOTW] QOTW 11/21

[Quote of the Week]

Last week was a bitter battle between Poulod, the Beast from the Middle
East, and Wesley, the History Master of Disaster. Locked in battle; they
fought, until Poulod availed from the scuffle; to go to the bathroom. When
he returned the battle raged on, but Poulod was no match for Wesley's
quote: “[Hilary Clinton] wouldn’t make a good president, but she’d be a
good dictator.”

Now for what we've all been waiting for, The Quotes of the Week. Assembled
from across the Commonwealth School, with only one purpose: Stop the
destruction of the world by doing absolutely nothing related to it. Make
sure to vote, or P. Diddy will kill you!

Go to: http://www.qotw.net/~qotw/howtovote.html to learn more.

So here are the nominees:

"I got enough standing up in High School. I don't need any more [girls
standing me up]. " - Larry after Miranda missed a meeting with him.

"Commonwealth is like Hogwarts after Harry Potter graduates: just a bunch
of characters that no one cares about." - Julian

"Why would the sister care if he was gay? Are they Republicans? -Ms. Folkman

"What's happened to tea is kind of like George Bush's plan for Social
Security - it's been privatized" - Mr. Conolly

"If you can't walk around with a big black bow in your hair, then you're a
nobody." - Maddy

"It's like going to the zoo" - Mr. Sherry on why other teachers are
visiting the calculus class

"Please keep your Magic Marker in its holster" - Mr. Wharton on the
vandalizing of school property with Magic Markers

"December 3rd. 5 Hours. Dancing. Good" - Mr. Traub plugging the Danceathon

"Peanut butter has more calories per cubic inch than anything in the
world. And if there's one thing I respect, it's efficiency." - Alex George

"'Music still on MTV.' That's my favorite line, because if you turn on MTV
now, it's like: Battle of the Sexes. Five." - John Oliverio on the song
1985 by Bowling for Soup.

Go forth and vote and sign up for honorable mentions by sending an email
to honorablementions-subscribe at qotw.net

-Paul "Insert Funny Title Here" Cavallaro