[QOTW] QOTW 11/14

[Quote of the Week]

Ave Quoters!
Last week was a tight race, it all came down to one ballot cast by a
little old lady in Miami Dade County (Jenney Oberholtzer) who thought she
was voting for Pat Buchanan, but, as she spelled 'Buchanan'
F-R-E-N-C-H-I-E, I have no choice but to award the prestegious QOTW award
to the French Exchange Student with her proposition, "Give me, how do you
say, pleasure."  She was just asking me to dance Emily, I promise. Please
stop hitting me.
Anyway, this week has been quite a week for quotes.  The honorable
mentions is nearly two pages long, so don't you all wish you were lucky
enough to be part of it (hint, hint) SIGN UP for honorable mentions
already!  Julian prosuced the most quotes this week by far, but, by
clerical error, none of them managed to make it into the running for this
weeks QOTW.  Apologies to Julian, but now he knows how Gore felt.
Without any further adu, the Quotes:
                                                                           "I'm
not
horny,
I'm
procrastinating!"
-Lilith,
resident
of
Capen
House,
on
why
she
wants
to
perform
an
exorcism
on
her
delirious
housemate
Sarah
                                                                           "I
am
not
in
the
business
of
persuading
religious
groups
or
even
superstitious
individuals
to
do
things,
so
I
will
continue
to
mock
them
for
my
own
amusement
and
personal
satisfaction"
-
Ben
George
                                                                           “That
was
concise
and
essential.”-Mr.
Wharton,
on
a
juggling
act
during
announcements








































































































































“Just
because
it’s
furry
doesn’t
mean
you
have
to
touch
it.”-Becky
















































































































































“[Hilary
Clinton]
wouldn’t
make
a
good
president,
but
she’d
be
a
good
dictator.”Wesley





































































































































“Anna,
I
never
thought
I’d
say
this
sincerely
to
anyone,
but
I
really
like
your
shoes.”-Poulod















































































































































“I
thought
Mr.
Merrill’s
assembly
about
death
would
be
funny,
but
it
was
such
a
downer.”-Becca
















































































































































“Stop
resisting
Andrea.

You’re
only
hurting
yourself.”-Jon
K.



















































































































































"What?
No
one
has
school
on
veteran's
day!
If
Mr.
Merrill
found
out
you
had
school
on
veteran's
day,
he'd
come
in
and
...
cane
you,
or
something."-Roswell's
mom,
discovering
he
had
school
on
Thursday













































































































































“You
are
a
teddy
bear
of
steel.”-Micheline
to
Sol

-Josh "it's still technically sunday morning" Haselkorn