[QOTW] QOTW-HM 5-29-4

[Quote of the Week]

“Maybe it just seems dark because you’re here.”  - Mr. Sherry, to William
Collis.

“I think my future self hates me.”  - Paul Cavallaro.

“Jeff, the speed of light doesn’t exist.”  - Rose Kaufman, in response to
a physics question.

“If we were having this conversation at my old school, they’d all say ‘Tim
was gay.’”  - Norris, referring to a conversation about the nature of
time.

“It /is/ an interpretive dance.  I’m interpreting ‘dance’ to mean ‘skit.’”
 - Mike Lis, on his final examination for ISC.


Miller: As a male it’s very important to keep up the appearance that you
are tough as nails, impervious to various forms of torture including work
and examinations.
Micheline: And I thought you were going to say bullet wounds.
Miller: Bullets, no knives to the gut, yes.
Micheline: oh good.
Miller: It’s the twisting afterwards that’s the trouble.
Micheline: So if I took your knife and stabbed you and pulled it out, you
wouldn't mind?
Miller: No, I probably would.  I might not say anything.  "No it doesn’t
really hurt, I just need to walk it off a little, all the way down to MGH,
or just to the bar at American Joe's"