[QOTW] Honorable Mentions, April 4

[QOTW]

"'Fruits of your labor' is not metaphorical. 'Fruit loops' is."
--Mr. Conolly, in Latin One.

"Americans thought that perhaps the nation had grown too...flabby...and in
order to regain their manliness they needed to be *hard* and *test*ed."
--Ms Bardsley, on why America colonized

"Zeus wants Leda, right? So he thinks, all right, she likes swans. So he
turns himself into a swan, and she sees him, and she thinks, oh, cute
swan...OH, cu-ute swan."
--Mr. Conolly

"It's like giving birth! It's horrible, but you're so glad it's over and
you've got so many endorphins running around, that you do it again."
--Emma Brennan-Wydra on tech week

"Damn, I didn't bring my gun."
--Mr. Conolly, on the yapping dogs outside Latin class

"Brass players have a great capacity to sound mentally retarded"
--Steve



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Yeah…we don’t know either.