[QOTW] Honorable Mentions, September 10

[Quote of the Week]

"Why do you think she got the job?" -Mr. Wharton, on Ms. Rome's name

"Where's Ms. Mechaber? I've got her shaving cream." -Stuart

"For my next trick..." -Mr. Conolly, holding up a brown chair and a gray
chair for the chair stacking announcement

"I'm not inconsistent, I'm just differently consistent." -Mr. Sherry, on
the rigor of his calc proofs

"As the quality of the wine increases, the cork gets corkier." -Kate
Potter's mom