[QOTW] Honorable Mentions, February 26

[Quote of the Week]

Apologies for a rather short HM this week. Here goes:

"I'm returning this basically good research paper to you because someone
has written gibberish all over it and put your name at the top." -Ohio
proffesor

"Man, it's warm in here. It's like I just walked into an oven, only it
won't kill me." -Stuart

"I think you're subconsciously attracted to people you can't have. Like
speed skaters." -Morgen