[QOTW] Honorable Mentions, December 17

[Quote of the Week]

"I work in God's Quick Mart." -Jenny, paraphrasing a Joyce passage

"You're like the old teddy bear I'll take with me to college and still
sleep with when I'm married." -Sarah Gulick to Greta

"Oh my god! The stains on his socks look like that dude from V for Vendetta!
Seriously! The black one in the middle looks exactly like the mustache
thing!" -Jasmine

Alex: "I smell tasty"
Laurie: "Sometimes you do"
Alex: "That didn't parse right"
-Alex George, noticing that brownies were in the air