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[Quote of the Week]

"Look, I told you already.  I'd gone through like a third of the
bottle already, and I only made out with Chris because they said
they'd pay me ten dollars for it.  Seriously." - Garth

"Molly, if you're not going to be bitter then we're just going to have
to be bitter for you." - Emily

"I get drunk off, like, lipids." - Garth

"I've had to poop for the past three days and I just haven't gotten around
to it.  Maybe I should go do it now." - Anonymous

"Put hat.  Okay, guys, put hat." - Susan, reading her own non-sensical notes

"Dude, I have a cookie!" - Alice Kaufman