[QOTW] Honorable Mentions, August 28

[Quote of the Week]

"Boys who go underwear shopping are the best!" -Wellesley student

"Life is the leading cause of death." -Ben Stroud '03

"Safe sex, WOO-HOO/thats the thing to do!/Its safe, thats good/and its
sex, and thats good too!" Swarthmore college orientation play, witnessed
by Alex George

"My wife left me 'bout the same time my mule kicked me. The mule would
healed first, but it sure hurt a lot worse." -Montanan

"Maybe that's why his wife left him." -East Coaster's reaction to the
speaking style of the above Montanan

"I was trying to tell my friend about the Unicorns and she was like
'Unicorns? Oh my god, where?'" -teen on why he doesn't talk about music
with his school friends