[QOTW] QOTW Honorable Mentions, April 3, 2005

[Quote of the Week]

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"Mongolia is my default country.  Whenever I have to name some
far-flung,foreign sounding country, 29% of the time I chose Mongolia." -
Jenn Orlin

"It's kind of like 'hangover after Easter' day." - Dewey Cyr, on having no
school the Monday after spring break

"That's what makes us human. Hope and odd fantasies." - Roswell Thomas

"I spent my junior high years pilfering notes from girl's purses and
returning them seemingly unread.  As such I was privy to all the secrets
of the works.  Sure it was horrible, but teenage boys are horrible. We
wear that as a badge of pride." - Alexander Williams

"It's really... what's the word I'm looking for?  It ends in 'vasive.' Oh,
'invasive'?  Is that it?" - Donna Desilus

"I heard lots of great stories that I couldn't put in Seventeen, because
Seventeen is read mostly by twelve-year-olds." - Adrien Leblanc, on
working for Seventeen

"Trying to get access to Dave Chapelle is like trying to get access to the
President." - Adrien Leblanc

"Lust is just a kind of anger." - Julian Hyde

"She says the names of books like, 'Everybody's read it.  It's a classic.
Have you ever read Solitary Monkey'?" - Cameron

"People who out of some misplaced emotional need want pet monkeys." - Mr.
Racioppi, listing threats to biodiversity