[QOTW] Honorable Mentions 11/28

[Quote of the Week]

just because we love you here at quote of the week, an extra dose of quotes.

“Girls should not shave their heads. They should shave their armpits.”
–Ben Stroud

“-Welding is like sewing.
-Why, because it’s hard for women to do?” -Abbie and Chelsea

“Dionysus says your head bone is connected to your dick bone is connected
to your cunt bone. This is serious! You’re giggling because you’re
Apollonian.” – Max Cohen’s literature teacher, Professor Tayler

“You’re at Columbia University, but you’re still connected to your
asshole.” –Max Cohen’s lit. teacher again

“A little Goat tit-ty, to with your gen-i-tay-lee-a” –  again, Max’s lit.
teacher

“When a Yalee comes up to you and talks about Freud’s essay on mourning
(they’re really desperate when they pull out the essay on mourning) you
just pull out ‘The Anti-thetical Sense of the Primal Word’ and they’ll get
bewildered and go away” – You guessed it: Max’s lit. teacher

to restore your purity after all that debauchery, i recommend a cup of
ascetic black tea and an hour of MEH reading.

-Dewey "guilt free" Cyr