[QOTW] QOTW Honorable Mentions December 12th 2004

[Quote of the Week]

"The function used ot find the placement in a hash table: It's like beef
hash. You take the object, mash it up, squeeze out a measured bit and use
that." -- Reilly Grant, Iron Computer-Chef, explaining hash tables

"Do you think I care a bit about any of the children in this school?
They're ugly, and ill-mannered." Larry Geffin, on Commonwealth students

"It's the 5th amendment. I can count it on my hand. Just because it's not
the first doesn't mean it's not important." -- Alex Krelein

"Hilary and Olivia won the dirty dancing contest for creative use of
poles, tables and ... me." -- Ben Copans

"Then you and the book turned red and giggled for fifteen minutes." --
Julian Hyde, on footnotes in Tess of the D'Ubervilles that explain the
meaning of some Victorian euphemisms in the text

"We're going to get fired. We'll all be homeless actors." -- Julian Hyde,
on graduating from Commonwealth

-Roswell "Can't come up with nicknames, so just uses stuff he sees lying
around his desk" Thomas