[QOTW] No Waldos Here, No Sir!

QOTW qotw at qotw.net
Wed Nov 7 22:09:56 EST 2018


Sorry, everyone, for the sporadic publishing! From now on, expect QOTW 
on Wednesdays or Sundays. ALSO: please submit quotes! You may notice 
that many of them are from Nina. Although she says many funny things, I 
suspect that you may want to hear from other people too.

Last week's winner was Ms. Haber, with "Everyone is covering up their 
third eye, I feel like everyone will start walking into third walls."

This week's quotes are:

Smolly, on Commonwealth Soccer uniforms: "WHY ARE THEY AL ALL DRESSED AS 
WALDO?!"

Nina: "Is that your college interview outfit?"
Emily: "No. I'm a vampire."

Monica, after having a conversation with Emily and Lizzie: "Molly, why 
can't the other kids be more like you?"

Ms. Grant, walking out of the elevator: "Where am I?"

Kyla: "If any of the art teacher were secretly an alien, who would it 
be?"
Entire sculpture class: "Rusty."

"That's some wet slapping. It's just like Anton Chekhov" - Nina 
Wattenberg

"Bendibility is like... how bendable a thing is." - Mr. Paul

"I have a secret about meat I'm telling you about after this class" - 
Nina Wattenberg

"Put a baby at 37 degrees Celsius in an oven set to 90 degrees. If in 20 
minutes, the baby is at 52 degrees, when will the baby be ready?" - Mr. 
Sherry

Thank you for your patience.

Sincerely,

Emily "Would NEVER hide the Waldo on the third floor next week" Hart


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