[QOTW] No Waldos Here, No Sir!
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Wed Nov 7 22:09:56 EST 2018
Sorry, everyone, for the sporadic publishing! From now on, expect QOTW
on Wednesdays or Sundays. ALSO: please submit quotes! You may notice
that many of them are from Nina. Although she says many funny things, I
suspect that you may want to hear from other people too.
Last week's winner was Ms. Haber, with "Everyone is covering up their
third eye, I feel like everyone will start walking into third walls."
This week's quotes are:
Smolly, on Commonwealth Soccer uniforms: "WHY ARE THEY AL ALL DRESSED AS
WALDO?!"
Nina: "Is that your college interview outfit?"
Emily: "No. I'm a vampire."
Monica, after having a conversation with Emily and Lizzie: "Molly, why
can't the other kids be more like you?"
Ms. Grant, walking out of the elevator: "Where am I?"
Kyla: "If any of the art teacher were secretly an alien, who would it
be?"
Entire sculpture class: "Rusty."
"That's some wet slapping. It's just like Anton Chekhov" - Nina
Wattenberg
"Bendibility is like... how bendable a thing is." - Mr. Paul
"I have a secret about meat I'm telling you about after this class" -
Nina Wattenberg
"Put a baby at 37 degrees Celsius in an oven set to 90 degrees. If in 20
minutes, the baby is at 52 degrees, when will the baby be ready?" - Mr.
Sherry
Thank you for your patience.
Sincerely,
Emily "Would NEVER hide the Waldo on the third floor next week" Hart
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