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The winning quote last week was from Ms. Grant, upon walking out of an 
elevator: "Where am I?"

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Bridget: In a can of worms, are the worms dead or alive?
Nate: You don't know until you open the can.

Alan: What, the Redskins playing the New England Patriots on 
Thanksgiving? It would be King Philip's War all over again.

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Izziy: Do you want this M&M?
Ella: Not with your pants on it.

Mr. Wharton, after admonishing a visitor: "Well, there goes one 
enrollment."

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"You can drink your own urine!" -Nevan

"You can tell it's a Commonwealth student because there're so many bags 
under their eyes." -Anonymous

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Izziy: Yeah, I don't have any-
Kyla: Eyes?

"The death rate is one per person." -Ms. Budding

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"I may have chomped it overzealously." -Linus

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"Anime is trash." -Mr. Paul

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"Do you want to hear the most banger Mercutio paragraph in the West?" 
-Spencer

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