[QOTW] Haiku Edition [QOTW 1/2/17]

[QOTW]

*Ahem…

Last week was a tie
It’s odd having myself win
Thank you for your votes


"You're a substitute for the void-- you're not supposed to scream back."
-Nicole

"Besides elephants, Dalton is the only land mammal who can't jump"
-Deneb

Not enough quotes… sad
But there are many more out there
They aren’t submitted

If only kids knew
They must submit quotes to me
At least caleb does


"I feel like Oprah. You get a charger, you get a charger, everyone gets 
a charger!"
-Mr. Wharton

"People don't really swoon anymore.  It's too bad."
-Mr. Kerner

“That's like the pillsbury dough boy dying of a yeast infection.”
-Moustafa on Trump’s irony

Alexandra is in charge.  If she tells you to do something, it is as 
though I am telling you to do something.  Once again, the power comes 
from the divine, through me, to Alexandra.
-B. Whartz

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Mr. Paul: Should we do one more example?
Reid: ...No...
Mr. Paul: Are you sure?
Noah: He seems pretty sure

"Why am I conscious now and not 30 minutes ago in Physics?"
-Randy on the poetry assembly

Nika: You're 5 inches shorter than Zuben?
Deneb: Yeah, in both ways

Ellie on Shakespeare: Also Marlowe wrote half of his stuff anyways
Ms. Haber: Do you want to take that outside with Ms. Tyson?

Sarah: Is your shirt inside-out?
Emil: No!...yeah


-Deneb “Hathorne” Scott