[QOTW] International Edition [QOTW 5/12/16]

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Welcome to QOTW, today we have muchos citas para vosotros.  Ojalá que 
los encontráis fyndið; tilboðsgjafar til qotw.net.  Unë kurrë nuk kam 
marrë një numër kaq të madh të votave të të gjithë për një kuotë.  Fru 
Haber vinder med ni stemmer.  Congratulations!


“You know what the worst part of childbirth is?! The second goddamn 
baby!”
-Ms. Haber to Linus



ਇਸ ਹਫ਼ਤੇ ਦੇ ਕਾਮੇ:

Anna Moss: Newton used to have factories.
Reid: They still have The Cheesecake Factory.


"Dawson is unknown... and unknowable" -Anna Moss on Dawson's absence


"Jam factory, no!"
-Anna Moss


"I am the high priestess of Google."
-Ms. Haber


Ms. Haber: *mimes devouring handfuls of oyster crackers*


John: Freshmen are so hyper, they're like monkeys on crack... but I'm 
not speaking from experience, I've never seen monkeys on crack.
Alexey: What kind of boring life do you lead…


"So we rename the school Dartmouth, and then when we get sued by 
Dartmouth College, we rename it Alley 424."
-Tobit Glenhaber's solution to the trademark dispute


"I can't believe Mr. Wharton did that right!" (referring to surprise 
assembly) - people who wish to remain anonymous


J.Racioppi: I should be done with your computer by the end of the 
day...it needed a bunch of major updates
A. Budding: Just like me


Mr. Rios: Do you want it to be a goat or an ant.
Class: GOAT
Mr. Rios: Goats are really popular for some reason.
Nathan Carmichael : because of goat simulator
Mr. Rios: Goats in labor?!?


“Goats can climb ridiculous things; have you ever seen that blog : 
‘Goats where they’re not supposed to be’?”
- Mr. Rios on a tangent during a parametric equation problem


Sid: I don't think there is a case where more isn't always better
Kevin: More pain?
Sid: More gain.


proszę o głos i przesłać!


-Deneb “Գուգլ թարգմանիչ” “The languager” Scott