[QOTW] Don't Worry, only the SECOND TO LAST quote of the week e-mail!

[QOTW]

Dear Readers!


   Welcome to the second to last edition of quote of the week! This 
time, there are no new quotes! In fact, all that you will see here are 
the winning quotes from the previous weeks! It will all culminate to one 
final quote of the year. Sophie and I will write the last e-mail 
together and we will include a heartfelt message about how nice you all 
are, blah blah blah..... (ooh, look! more than three dots for ellipses!)

Anyhow, here are the winners of quote of the week!

"You want my number?? 617...BAM winning is my number."
-Lexie, on how girls don't actually need muscles to arm wrestle if they 
just seduce the person they're wrestling.


"I mean, we have a wreath and a tree, and some people down the street 
have lights and stuff, and my neighbors have a Rabbi."
-Megan B, on Christmas decorations


(after email pings)
"I love that sound. It means that somebody loves me."
*pause*
"It's probably just TurboTax."
-Mr. Conolly


"Basically, the Spartans were doing exactly what the Spartans were 
supposed to do -- stand around and die."
-Ms. Budding, on the battle of Thermopylae.


"It's a constant dance: let's get together, let's break up, let's get 
together, let's break up...just like
the sophomore class!"
- Ms. Haber on Scotland and the UK


"Well, it's Tuesday, so I'm going to go to math team now. Have fun with 
the rest of your sentence!"
- Asa


"I got two girls' numbers!"
"Let me guess, Ms. Budding and Ms. Haber?"
- Nick and Keller on picking up girls at Model UN


"Most two-year-olds are dumb."
"Yeah, two is the golden age of eating glue...when glue is like 
caviar."
~Nayab and Lydia


"Male infant mortality rates are higher than those of females, because 
boys are dumb."
-Mr. Clifford


Kenjamin Bim: Sorry Alex, I can't take a lesson this Friday because of 
music.
Alex: You always have music on Fridays, why is this different?
Kenjamin Bim: Oh, sorry this is All-states, it's different, see there's 
a hotel so I physically can't be there on Friday.
Alex: Oh, girlfriend?
Kenjamin Bim: Umm, no. Music.


Julia W: Are your pants plaid?
Colin: No, they're angry.


"My mother coined that term, it's for when you're egotistical in a 
particularly male way...like, look at all these boars I slew!"
-Anika, on the word "egotesticle"


"Like Sesame Street, this class is brought to you by the heavy clunking 
sound."
-Ms. Brewster

"That should be an airport slogan: Keep calm with a carry-on."
-Simon


And now, Sophie and I use our executive powers to put forth these 
quotations which were not voted winners. Nonetheless, we think they 
should stand a fighting chance!


Alex(Fencing Coach): Nayab, what do you call this, uhh small dog?
Nayab: A Chihuahua?
Alex: No, a baby.
Nayab: Oh, a puppy.
Alex: Yes, that is what he is like (gesturing at Ken Bim).
Nayab: So... like a puppy panda?
Alex: No, impossible, that would be too soft.

And for the hell of it, because we want an inanimate object to win 
quote of the week:


"A firm's income statement may be likened to a bikini--what it reveals 
is interesting but what it conceals is vital"
- the Econ book


Remember, EVERYONE VOTE VOTE VOTE! There is really nothing easier to 
do, and nothing else to do. Just reply directly to this e-mail, and 
either write down your favorite quote, or if you have several, make a 
list in order of preference! And encourage everyone else to vote too! 
Spread the word! Spread democracy! Show everyone what it really means to 
be freedom loving Americans! You don't want to give me or Sophie the 
tyrannical power of deciding your qotw year for you do you?

Tahmid "this is almost the last time you'll hear from me!" Rahman