[QOTW] Quote of the Week, January 23

[QOTW]

Dear Subscribers.

    Apologies for sending this one day late, but with the help of my 
trusted aide-de-camp I garnered two more quotes to the submissions and 
thus turned a let down into an extravaganza! Well, not really. And 
here's when I urge you to submit! Please do! Quote of the week thrives 
on your cooperation!

Last week's winner was Ms. Budding as she summarized the battle of 
Thermopylae:
"Basically, the Spartans were doing exactly what the Spartans were 
supposed to do -- stand around and die."

Here is this week's batch, fresh off of exam week!

"there are too many hydrophones in the nexus [of this essay]"
"but I like the efficient usage of anteaters"
- Norton discussing an essay with a disgruntled student in a Google 
Docs sidebar


"It's a constant dance: let's get together, let's break up, let's get 
together, let's break up...just like
the sophomore class!"
- Ms. Haber on Scotland and the UK


"What? Oh, no... okay, you see in question 7 where it says 'see 
question 7'? That should read 'see question 6'. And in question 10, 
where it also says 'see question 7', you can either see question 6 
instead, or go by way of question 7. It's entirely up to you."
- Mr. Sherry, discovering while administering his linear algebra exam 
that his question numbering had gone awry


Rachel Tils: "Darren Criss's voice is like chocolate pudding."
Rachelle Flowers: "If chocolate pudding had a voice, it would be Darren 
Criss!"


"I was 'married' in second grade, but I told him it wasn't working 
anymore because he got me out in Cops and Robbers."
- Sarah J.


"You will miss me.  You will get a full body tattoo of my face."
"What shape is your face?"
- Mark and Asa, on the lengths Asa will go to preserve his memories of 
Mark


"it's like oh no my phone died! wanna split the wishbone with me?"
- Mark, on non-vegan cell phones


"Tanks are really no use if they don't have anti-freeze in them."
-Ms. Budding


"If you have guns and people throw rocks at you, you're going to shoot 
them."
-Ms. Budding


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And remember, as fellow quote of the week recipients, we all live by 
the code: enjoy; vote; submit!

Tahmid "no Sophie, this is not propaganda! It's an honorable code which 
we all should and most likely do live by, so celebrate it!" Rahman