[QOTW] Quote of the Week January 9th

[QOTW]

Dear QOTW subscribers

    What is this? Quote of the Week sent on a Monday night? Yes, I have 
committed the shameful atrocity of being late -  you on the other hand 
have been a great crowd! We got many submissions this week (though not 
enough for an honorable mentions) so good work! Don't let it get to your 
heads though! I challenge you to submit even more next week (maybe there 
will be a prize)!

Last week's winner was Megan Berry and her great holiday spirit about 
christmas decorations:
  "I mean, we have a wreath and a tree, and some people down the street 
have lights and stuff, and my neighbors have a Rabbi."

Here are this week's top ten juicy quotes.

"I am going to make a butt out of dough and no one can stop me."
- Hayley Ehrenfeld


(after email pings)
"I love that sound. It means that somebody loves me."
*pause*
"It's probably just TurboTax."
-Mr. Conolly


"Seriously. Anyone with estrogen and a conscience hates this guy."
-Brenna, describing a womanizing character in Inspector Hound


  "I'm angry and my friend has a mullet."
--Marielle Boudreau, on 70's and 80's rock music


"So, the point on the circle -- square -- rectangle -- triangle... this 
is how I know I'm rusty!"
-- Ms. Carter, discussing the centroid of a triangle on the first day 
back from break.


Marielle Boudreau:  "it's late, you should sleep"
Matt Boudreau:  "Sleep is dumb"
Marielle Boudreau:  "you and it should be perfect for each other then"


"Oh, don't worry about not being as smart as Einstein, he looks like a 
dumbass."
- Tamjid Rahman


"It's all the way over there, and it's covered in Hitler!"
- Shaul, explaining why he couldn't go work in the nook outside the 
library


(Mr. Clifford holds up a quarter)
Emma Scheinmann: OH it's that gargoyle thing!
Mr. Clifford: ...It's actually an eagle.

"That's, like, our whole grade!"
-Atticus, to Matt Costas, on the definition of "prurient"


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have to live by its code: enjoy; vote; submit!

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And remember. Enjoy; Vote; Submit!

Tahmid "Why did I choose to write this instead of my homework?" Rahman