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Happy Monday!  Did you hear anything funny today?  If so, send it to 
http://www.qotw.net/submit.php!  Last week, Ms. Haber entertaining and 
educational quotation about Scotland and the UK was quite popular: "It's 
a constant dance: let's get together, let's break up, let's get 
together, let's break up...just like the sophomore class!"  It seems 
that the sophomore class will never live down the first quarter of their 
freshman year…

Without further ado, here are this weeks selections -- and selections 
they were; a honorable mentions email should be coming out once all my 
homework is done.  If you want to get that email, go here: 
honorablementions-subscribe at qotw.net.

"Some people confused the 2nd crusade and the 3rd crusade, and Eleanor 
of Aquitane ended up married to her son Richard the Lionheart and that 
is wrong on so many levels..."
-- Ms Grant on the mistakes people made on midyear exams

"Hypothetically, if I went wandering around the countryside in the 
middle of the night, looking for fairies, how much trouble would I get 
into?"
-- Feyga asking about the Art on the Farm program's curfew

"A lot of seniors don't seem to realize that possibilities are a lot 
more infinite... er, that doesn't really work, um..."
-- Mr. Connolly on the Italy trip

Mr. Clifford (dictating while writing on the board): "For animals which 
reproduce sexually..."
Matt B: "Whales." (thinking that Mr. Clifford wanted the class to list 
four types of animals)

"Well, it's Tuesday, so I'm going to go to math team now. Have fun with 
the rest of your sentence!"
-- Asa

Ms. Folkman (translated, referring to a picture of a naked woman's 
body): She's beautiful. Don't you guys find her beautiful?
Zuben (translated): She doesn't have a head!

"Magnetic flux has a unit. It is the stupidest unit ever. It is called 
the Weber. The worst thing is that electric flux, the kind we actually 
care about, doesn't even have its own unit! I am against the Weber."
-- Ms. Cyrier

Megan B: "Stop saying that there is no network available. There is a 
network. I can FEEL it."

Matt B: "Who's Snooki? And why is he having a baby?"

"If you got confused and thought [Mozambique] was China, I wouldn't 
take points off. I might think you're an idiot, but I wouldn't penalize 
you."
-- Mr. Sherry, in response to a complaint about Econ problems that 
require background knowledge of other countries' economies

Thou shalt vote: http://www.qotw.net/voting.php.  Thou shalt submit as 
well -- dost thou recallst where?  Okay, just checking.

Sophie "desperate for a Starbucks raspberry cake pop" Bucci