[QOTW] Pseudo-QOTW for the Week of October 26, 2008

[QOTW]

Yo! Aloha! Hola! Oy!
I wasn't going to do any kind of email this week, but several  
things've come up. Primarily, I'm happy to announce Ms. Jackman's  
first QOTW win of the new year. She wins a lot. If I'm not mistaken,  
she won more often than anyone else last year. She said "In your  
papers, I don't want to hear about 'secs.' Or 'sex,' for that   
matter." So, I don't really have much in the way of quotes... a two  
day week where I'm not collecting them will do that... but here's what  
I've got:

"I feel that the auto companies are effectively raping their customers."
-Mario Alvarez, in debate

"You have to stuff it, because I don't want people to go 'Oh, whose
bra is that? Oh, Isla's? Her breasts are small.'"
-Isla Young, to her boyfriend as he was borrowing her bra for  
Halloween (from Sarah Gulick, and while I'm sure Isla's a perfectly  
nice girl, I have no idea who she is...)

"Bootyism? Is that some sort of religion with Beyonce?"
Peter Hall, on a freshman's mispronuciation of "Buddism"

"You two bunnies! Stop it!"
-Ms. Jackman to a Lobby couple in Chem 2

So that's it, really. I'd also like to happily state that QOTW  
[Uncensored] is coming up. I'm going to start doing something like  
that. I don't think everybody here wants to receive emails filled with  
quotes about various explicit things, so email me your email address  
if you wish to be included in the new list.

Happy All Saint's Day!
Dan "It's like cardboard I'd want to eat" Fries