[QOTW] Quote of the Year is Fast Approaching

[QOTW]

Greetings!
I hope everyone's enjoying their first days of vacation, and that  
everyone is eagerly anticipating Quote of the Year. Well, if you've  
been paying any attention, Sarah, along with the rest of the Seniors,  
has graduated. She'll be off to Scotland, and I'm next year's Quoter  
as well. One thing I intend to do is to hassle all y'alls to be weekly  
Quoters.

For QOTY, I'm supposed to build up an intense amount of suspense and  
stuff. Sound fun? Well, there's going to be an Awards Ceremony,  
Wednesday night at about 9:30 PM. The AIM address "CWSQuoter" will  
come on at about 8:45, and then all you have to do is send a message  
to that address to be added to the Ceremony Chat. At 9:30, I'll begin  
the festivities, and announce winners for quotes and the people who  
said them.




Without further ado, the quotes you have to vote on are:

"I've had sex in a field. We were interrupted by a hunt. And I was like,
'You're illegal.' And they were like, 'You're having sex.'"
-Ms. Fiona HistoryapplicantatHertfordCollege (lovely name, don't you  
think?)

"Alright, you need to stop thrusting your pelvises into each other and  
make way!"
-Ms. Jackman on passing through the Commonwealth Lobby

"So everybody just like, feels up Jesus as he's walking around?"
-Jason Milan on a bible passage

"You'll see some bones. Don't touch the bones."
-Mr. Conolly on a Roman crypt

"And then Alexander tried to run Phillip through with his spear, which  
you'll find is a common motif in banquets at which Alex is present."
-Ms. Budding on Alexander the Great

"Definition of deadline: 'A line drawn in a prison, which a prisoner  
crosses at the risk of being shot.' The deadline for Hancock  
permission slips was Tuesday; I'll leave you to decide what that means."
-Ms. Jackman, announcing

"Hey Ben, want to give it a stab?"
-Ms. Dale referring to analysis of Julius Caesar

"Thats what we do here, but here, we call the holes essays."
-Mr. Davis, hearing that boys in Holes were forced to dig giant holes  
to build character

"That's the best way to prevent sex at Hancock!"
-Ned Carson on tucking pant legs into socks (intended to prevent tick  
bites)

"At the end of the year, half my hair will have turned white and I  
will look like Cruella DeVille.  And when I go home to my children,  
they will be frightened.  And it will be your fault!"
-Ms. Budding on a section of Freshman Ancient History

"Is this my kind of light reading, or my brother's kind of light  
reading?"
-Carol Moraff on studying for interviews

"If you haven't fallen in love by 17, you should complain to Mr.  
Wharton."
-Mr. Merrill

"Don't make me open up a can of whoop-ass."
-Mr. Conolly

"I can't imagine Ben Horn ever being ill. If I were a microbe, I  
wouldn't dare."
-Mr. Davis

  "Let's say I leave the house to go to the store, 3 miles away,  
because I am short of booze. I see a cop behind me and slow down for  
two miles, and then I speed up."
-Mr. Riahi

"David Hasselhoff doesn't have microwave hands, he has nose lasers."
-Mario Alvarez

"The worst part is when I realize that all my emotions are from movies  
from the 80's."
-Ben Pokross

"The Mormon bible is like your mother's cooking, which I'm sure is  
excellent. It's so good that you only take one bite and you're sold."
-A Mormon talking to Ben P. on the train

"15 and 2 makes 17 and 'Wheeeeee!' There was much rejoicing."
-Mr. Sherry on factoring

"People think I'm a Middle Schooler, but I'm actually a lesbian."
-Jean Segaloff during Diversity Day



Now, I realise that 20 quotes is quite a few, but just think, If there  
had actually been a QOTW every week, there'd be plenty more. Now while  
it'd be stellar if you could send your top 20, any number will work,  
even just your #1 favorite. Whether you've been voting forever, or if  
you've not voted yet, it's hugely important that you vote now. Don't  
be all "Ah! Too many choices!", because quite honestly, it can't take  
more than 5 minutes to reply to this email with your choice(s). And  
while there will be an email containing the seven awards for QOTY,  
you'll certainly want to tune in, Wednesday night at 9:30, by sending  
an IM to "CSWQuoter" (obviously without the quotes...)

Thanks,
Dan "
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