[QOTW] [Fwd: Quote of the week, January 22, 2006]

[Quote of the Week]

Hello everyone,
Sorry this is late. This week, since everyone was too tired to be funny,
I've racked my notebooks trying to find quotes from previous weeks I
forgot to submit. If you've already seen them and I forgot, please be
patient. So! The winner of last week's contest is... Mr. Racioppi, with
his quote "I was going to cancel the next paper, guys, but then I read
these and decided to give you a second chance."

And the quotes this week are...

"Oh, we are totally ready for corruption."
-Danny Moraff, speaking for all the freshman

"You know, if I were Catholic, I think I'd make a great Catholic priest."
-Russel

"My old computer's name is Andrew. Reilly named it. My new computer's name
is Athor. I named it."
-Alex Grant

"He was the General of the Revolution. I mean, he was like Papa Smurf."
-Ms. Rome

"How do you say 'He was being followed?'"-Devon
"You can't."-Mr. Conolly
"So no one was ever followed?" -Devon

"So they go to the Netherlands. But we all know what happens in Amsterdam.
So instead, they go to the New World. You know why? There's nothing there!
Imagine if your parents decided to take you to Antarctica."
-Ms. Rome, on the Puritians

"Okay, nobody has an excuse for missing the giant blue spot."
-Catie Blunt

"This constitution is too hard. This constitution is too easy. This
constitution is juuuust riiight... hey! Someone's been messing with my
constitution."
-Sam Davis, on the forming of the American Constitution and its process of
amendment

"The easiest way to understand what John Locke meant when he said 'the
state of nature' is to think of, well, Vermont."
-Ms. Rome

"When she kisses you, react." -Susan
"I wasn't expecting it!"-Ben
"Well, there are some things you should always be prepared for."-Susan

Vote!!

Sarah "Definitely Going to Watch the Oscar Nominations Tomorrow" Gulick