[QOTW] QOTW for 6/4/06

[Quote of the Week]

Hello everyone,
Welcome to a better quote of the week than last time.  I really must
apologize for our lack of judgement; last week our quoter was a freshman
saberist.  But anyway, I'm rather amazed right now because I'm sitting
here at my computer at 9:22, and may actually have this written by 10. 
Famous last words... I would like to say goodbye to this year's
Commonwealth seniors, however, since this is their last QOTW email they
will receive as such.  We will miss you. Some of us.  Also, I'd like to
congratulate everyone who survived the SAT/SAT II's yesterday, but it's
not really that impressive, since I took the world history one, and I've
never even taken world history.  Which really goes to show how far my
sanity has gone.  Oh! And one more thing. So that Will doesn't kill me, he
and Greta are NOT dating. It's a joke. *coughTannercough*  Moving on,
excluding all illegitimate quotes, which are much like illegitimate
children in this case, Mr. Connoly won unanimously with his quote "I want
to be resurrected as a virile 18 year old!"  So would we all, Mr. Connoly,
so would we all.
And the quotes this week are...

"Last year, Josh Haselkorn and Emily have out an 'Orb of Light.' 'Love.'
Whatever."
-Tanner, on Dead Bunny Awards

"She's only lived with her roommate for five days, and suddenly she's
shaving her arm hair into the sink and clogging the drain.  And she
doesn't even know how to say 'arm hair.'
-Amelia B-G, on the problems of two people sharing an apartment who don't
speak the same language

"Just because it's in Latin doesn't mean it's true."
-Rose Kaufman, on mottos

"No, it's fun. You're driving for seven hours and suddenly, 'Hey! There's
not as much corn anymore. There's more wheat."
-Mr. Sherry, recommending driving through Nebraska

"He was the only president to be a cat."
-Mr. Harsanyi on Garfield

"I'm coming over there pretty soon...you'd better be scared."
-Sasha, losing it in the middle of class

"It's like Sea World, but with wealth."
 -Conor on the nickname "C-Wealth"

"It's hard to find a real woman."
-Nolan (on MMORPGS)

"He doesn't know trigonometry! How can you date someone who doesn't know
trigonometry?!"
-Nolan, on Greta taking Will to the prom

"Oh! I like your tote! Dear, are you sure I'm not gay?"
-Alex George to Joanna

"It IS an important part of childhood. It's just disgusting!"
-Greta, on the colored sugar-water barrel drinks that were in the Annex on
Friday

Alright everyone. Vote. I don't know how, since I've never done it, but
vote anyway.
-Sarah 'Exam-Killer' Gulick