[QOTW] Fall Hancock Edition

[Quote of the Week]

Hear ye! Hear ye! Hear ye!

Welcome to the Fall Hancock edition of Quote of the Week. Now that we're
all back and recovering from our colds it's time to look back at all the
things that we have said in the past week. Before that though I must
announce that after a tough battle for first place versus Cameron, Mr.
Riahi's quote, "I have been working on one particular integral for the
past two weeks and I cannot solve it. Well no, I can solve it but using
the gamma substitution and... it's like you see a fly on the wall and
kill it with a bazooka." was voted Quote of the Week.

On to this week's nominees:

* "I hear it's a great way to lose weight." - Sol, malaria
* "But not too close!" - Mr. Conolly, on huddling together for warmpth 
  at Hancock
* "Checkoslovakia is not a threat; they have fighter planes with two 
  wings, for god's sake!" - Debater, intending to indicate "biplanes"
* "Being gay does not make you female!" - Irene Kaplow
* "I am an orc; orc's don't wear fezzes." - Allison
* "Doing homework is like drinking a fine wine, it gets better the 
  longer you put it off" - Paul Cavallaro
* "You're AIDS ribbon is drooping; it's like it figured out, 'Oh man, 
  I'm terminal.'" - Becca Thal
* "We're going to stirfry those mushrooms over on those boners." 
  - Miller
* "Well, I know how to work that G-string." - Norris, in response to 
  "You're really good at this [meaning guitar]."
* Andrea: 'If I didn't know who we were, I'd say we're drunk.'
  Zo: 'We're high on life!'
  Jenny: 'And MSG!'

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- Reilly "lord of the dance" Grant