From qotw at qotw.net  Tue May 15 10:20:54 2012
From: qotw at qotw.net (QOTW)
Date: Tue, 15 May 2012 10:20:54 -0400
Subject: [QOTW] UNCENSORED May 15th!
Message-ID: <9f47d43931874c366832317ebaf52e2e@qotw.net>

"Sometimes looking at my cleavage calms me down"
-Zoe M

"I put my bra on before I have my coffee, so it's always a surprise 
when I take off my clothes."
- Astrid - there is no reasonable context for this. Really.

"So I'll see you sixth period?"
"Yup! I'm going to be playing with some nice biological toys! An extra 
set of hands would be helpful!"
  -- Danny and Mr. Clifford talking about running a gel electrophoresis 
experiment

"Sex is always better with an accent!"
- Nayab

"Imagine if Mr. Wharton walked in and I was explaining how vaginal math 
works..."
-Alex B

"I couldn't think of any way to open this paper besides 'This paper 
talks about boobs! Read it!"
- Lydia

"I hate you and your multidextrous tongue"
-Yo to Colin

"America is Canada's pants"
"Well that works, we're always horny!"
-Feyga and Thomas M, respectively.