[QOTW] Honorable Mentions 10/24/10

[QOTW]

"I was drinking milk, and then I sopped some on my calculator, so it 
is now a milk-sopped calculator."
-Gautam Mohan

"I'm gonna name my first child Sop. Sop Rosenthal."
-Allie Rosenthal

"This is torture! This is communism!"
-Miriam on tickling as an interrogation method

"I have *never* had a bubble bath! It's so indulgent!"
-Marielle

"Shall I call you Yulia, or Yulyushka? I cannot decide. But today I am 
in a decidedly diminutive mood. On this I am decided." - A Russian 
grammarian, addressing a v. confused student.

"I only scream on special occasions."
- Jay R.

"This is not a fork. On the positive side, there is no spoon." -Gabe 
Seltzer

"But the Jews wouldn't get with the program because they were too busy 
pushing people off of footbridges in front of oncoming trains..." - Ms. 
Haber, discussing Muhammad's attempts to convert Jews to Islam

"This is one of those squirrel moments!"
-Ms. Grant to a distracted Latin 2 class (in reference to the movie 
"Up")