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<pre>Hello there! Welcome to the world of QUOTéMON! My name is KANG! People call me the QUOTéMON PROF! This <span style="color: #000000;">world is inhabited by creatures called QUOTéMON! For some people, QUOTéMON are pets. Others use them for fights. Myself... I study QUOTéMON as a profession.
First, what is your name?
<em>Ms. Haber: If you don't stop with the Celtic music, I'm going to go tell the administration.
Lucius: Tell the administration to get over here and listen to these sweet jams.</em>
Right! So your name is RED!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: #000000;">This is my grandson. He's been your rival since you were a baby. ...Erm, what's his name again?</span><br /><br /></pre>
<pre><em><span style="color: #000000;">Ofelia: Sugar solves almost every problem.
Maya: Except diabetes.</span></em><br /><br /></pre>
<pre><em><span style="color: #000000;">Jason: First pants, then shawarma.
Jonathan: If I ever move to the middle east and create a middle-eastern-american sitcom, that's what I'll call it.</span></em><br /><br /></pre>
<pre><em><span style="color: #000000;">"Circles are only degenerate ellipses that never made it in life."</span></em><br /><em><span style="color: #000000;">-Mr. Barsi</span></em><br /><br /></pre>
<pre><em><span style="color: #000000;">Max: Why would anyone here be Russian?
Zach: Because they were born in Russia...?</span></em><br /><br /></pre>
<pre><em><span style="color: #000000;">"Dude, what are you doing? I said smell me, not lie on top of me!"</span></em><br /><em><span style="color: #000000;">-John K., to Devon R.</span></em><br /><br /></pre>
<pre><em><span style="color: #000000;">"Just to put that into perspective, that's more chickens than there are dollars in the national debt of Egypt." </span></em><br /><em><span style="color: #000000;">-Emil</span></em><br /><br /></pre>
<pre><em><span style="color: #000000;">"The ideal law for gases is: to serve in their community, to be a friendly neighbor, to get a good education, and to float around."
-Mason Granof</span></em><br /><br /></pre>
<pre><em><span style="color: #000000;">"Brain damage! Nausea! Insomnia! Convulsions! Seizures! TOOTH DECAY!"
-Mason Granof, listing the side effects of cocaine</span></em><br /><br /></pre>
<pre><em><span style="color: #000000;">"Break a leg, kid. It doesn't matter whose leg. Just find a leg and smash it."
-Mattie Glenhaber</span></em><br /><br /><em><span style="color: #000000;">A.J.: Adieu, Adieu, Adieu.</span></em><br /><span style="color: #3366ff;"><em><span style="color: #000000;">Ms. Dale: Bless you.</span></em><br /><br /><span style="color: #000000;">That's right! I remember now! His name is BLUE!<br /></span><br /><span style="color: #000000;">RED! Your very own QUOTéMON legend is about to unfold! A world of dreams and adventures with QUOTéMON awaits! Let's go!<br /><br /></span><span style="color: #000000;">-G.Mo "Please Don't Call Me the Quotémon Prof" Kang</span><br /></span></pre>
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