<html><body style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space; ">Hey, look!<br>Apparently I'm the quoter this week.<br>Who knew? (Well, apparently Dan did. I, on the other hand, had forgotten.)<br><br>And there are quotes! (Or should that be "quotations"? "Quotation of the<br>Week" lacks a certain something.)<br>Anyway, there are ten of them. They're funny! I hope I don't need to tell<br>you that, though. It's sort of like putting "A Comedy" on the program for<br>a play- if people need that clarification, there's a problem somewhere.<br><br><div>Last week, Ms. Budding said "Yes, even Stalin did not succeed in killing the entire population of<br>the Soviet Union. There's some good in everyone." which was funny enough to win. Congratulations to her.</div><div><br><div>Vote! Reply to this email with your top few choices in order, and have<br>your very own oh-so-important opinion democratically counted.<br>And remember to submit funny stuff you hear, either by replying to this<br>email or by going to the website: [ <a href="http://www.qotw.net/submit.php">http://www.qotw.net/submit.php</a><br>]<a href="http://www.qotw.net/submit.php">http://www.qotw.net/submit.php</a><br><br>Without further rambling, the quot(e/ation)s:<br><br>"I mean, you never read about those delicate medieval maidens going <br>*HRONK* into their handkerchiefs."<br>-Kate's dad on the tokens of affection exchanged in tales of courtly <br>love<br><br>"It's like an Etch-a-Sketch at a million miles an hour."<br>--Ned, on how television screens work<br><br>"I've been thinking about probability for seriously my entire life."<br>"...You need to start thinking about other stuff, then."<br>-Eric Li and Mr Paul<br><br>"World War Two has Finland's moment of importance on the world stage-- <br>perhaps that's too mean. Finland is a very important country, just <br>like Canada."<br>--Ms Budding<br><br>"Don't go near the pool that's making zappy noises."<br>--Mr Paul's advice on electrically charged swimming pools<br><br>"Honey, you wouldn't know shameless flirting unless it bit you in the, <br>er... neck."<br>-Hannah K-H<br><br>"...but first, I want to make sure you know how to use your right <br>hands." - Mr. Riahi, giving his students practice problems involving <br>the right-hand-rule.<br><br>"Most of what the orchestra plays is pre-tuba-invention music."<br>-Eli Kohlenberg<br><br>"Now that was terribly embarrassing, wasn't it?"<br>-Mr. Davis at John Atkins<br><br>"I can't work well in an all-male group! There's just too much <br>testosterone! As much as I love testosterone..."<br>-Peter Hall<br><br><br>And there they are, in all their delicate-maiden, hyperbole-laden,<br>confusion-creatin' deliciousness.<br><br>Enjoy.<br><br>-Asa "gee double-oh dee double-you eye double-ell eye ee" Goodwillie<br></div></div></body></html>